are all of you like this???

do you ever wonder where all the left socks of the world go in the washer? or how you lose your favorite pair of underwear randomly, even when you aren't dating someone? i mean, how do you lose a pair of panties? that is one piece of clothing that is a touch more elaborate and much less likely to fall out of place than say, a glove. or an earring.

well, i know where they go. they go to the same place my patience goes when i have to deal with people who act 15 years old. if you want to be a sophomore in high school, go fuck a cheerleader and then her best friend. that will cause enough drama to stir the pot for a hot minute.

fuck.

k.