Thursday, April 8, 2010

TEN THINGS I CONSIDER SO RIDICULOUS I WANT TO PURCHASE AND/OR STEAL AT ANY COST

TEN. a human sized hamster ball and the audience to ride on.





NINE. a bowling pin autographed by the hoff.






EIGHT. this little badass.





SEVEN. this guy's necklace.




SIX. a cia agent comb knife. awesome.




FIVE. a regular sized bathing suit for the necklace dude.



FOUR. this hat.



THREE. a flying elephant. but not a plastic flying elephant. i want the real shit. this means disney better watch the fuck out cause i know they have him locked up somewhere, living off of peanuts and dirty water out of a barrel. i'm comin for you, D. we're gonna break you out of that popsicle joint.




TWO. a mountain couch. that's right, a mountain couch.




and last but the best of all...

ONE... a golden low rider tricycle. AWWWW SNAPPP


2 comments:

  1. hahahha hiLARIOUS! I love this, Kathryne!

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  2. Wait, it's a CIA comb?! Savvy G has one! Is Savvy G in the CIA?!?!


    and I'm so going to Petco tomorrow and when their like "Can I help you find something?" I'm going to be like "Yes, where THE FUCK have you been hiding the hamsters with the tiny guns?? I WANT ONE. NOW!!"

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