towns. states.
all these pronouns for the
people i like
a lot.
maybe
when someone says,
"my name is______"
i should just say
"hold on..."
and then
"is your name a
name
of a state or a capitol?"
and when they say
yes
i should politely
excuse myself to the bathroom
and leave
the building. states
and capitols
have no business
around me.
~k.
Thursday, July 28, 2011
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I agree! You should run as fast as you can. Seems that most of them are useless people named after useless places, like Montana??? When did this become such a popular name for hippy offspring???? The worst thing about it is most of them turn out to be trend humping hipsters or wanna be tortured souls that drink too much and love themselves more then they ever should.
ReplyDeleteRun like the wind.
Also you should remark on people named after parts of major cities. Seems neighborhoods are big as well. Brooklyn is very hot on the scene it seems.