nine. icarus ain't got nuthin on these sonsabitches.
eight. post-it notes. it's almost too easy, and this guy makes them look 100% less sexy.
seven. even though it's a mini-trampoline, which were all the rage in the eighties for exercise, this dude doesn't look like he understands the meaning of the word AND hasn't been out of his basement since the eighties due to D&D.
six. what is this? ice fishing for rednecks? at least get a girl in a bikini and a trash can full of pbr's.
five. let me get this straight. this unattractive housewife got millions of dollars for inventing a collapsible wagon?? i thought of that shit in the THIRD GRADE, bitch. i just didn't know what a copyright was. damn it.
four. A FLYING CAR?!?!? why did the russians get these cool points??? i mean, look at how many fly ass stewardess bitches they got!!!
three. its a homemade submarine. this guy is either the most brilliant asian man to date, or the dumbest. i'm not sure if i would trust a vehicle i made not to drown me eighty leagues under the sea.
two. does anybody else think it's strange that humans invent so many bike apparatuses? just sayin.
one. ummm... if i could be famous for anything... these would be it. love, love, love.
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